A little something special for the weekend

The newspaper crime report will read something like this:

A young Texas woman died yesterday after exposure to Cornuts. The specific cause of death is not being released at this time, but a police investigation is underway. Bystanders report that the victim was among what appeared to be a group of acquaintances. Suddenly the woman thrashed violently and collapsed. When bystanders rushed to give assistance they found the woman surrounded by bags of opened Cornuts. Police records indicate that various flavors including Original, Ranch, Garlic, Bar-B-Que, and Nacho Cheese were collected and marked as evidence.

Medical records indicate the victim did not have allergies that would cause such a reaction. The acquaintances were questioned and it was revealed that the incident was an elaborate prank on the victim because of her disdain for Cornuts. Unfortunately this prank has turned into a tragedy and a young life was loss.

Police have not pressed any charges but do confirm that they may soon charge the mob of so called friends with snack-icular homicide. While this charge has never been bought before the District Attorney has stated he can prove premeditation on the account of all participants in the prank and intends to pursue the charges to the full extent of the law.

Yep that’s how it will all end for me.